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Q. Why did the crab cross the sea?
A. To get to the other tide! |
Q. What is a crab's favourite movie?
A. Jaws! |
Q. Why do rhinos have so many wrinkles?
A. Because they're hard to iron! |
Q. Why do animals have fur coats?
A. Because they would look silly in rain coats! |
Q. What is the hardest thing about riding a skateboard?
A. The road! |
Q. Who lives under the sea and paint pictures?
A. Leonardo de Fishy! |
Q. What is worse than an alligator with a tooth ache?
A. A centipede with athlete's foot! |
Q. What do lions say before they go hunting for food?
A. Let us prey! |
Q. What is the best thing to eat on a roller coaster?
A. Icecream (I scream)! |
Q. How much does it take to fall off a horse?
A. A buck! |
Q. Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
A. Because it got sick of being kicked around! |
Q. Why didn't the skeleton go camping?
A. Because he had no body to go with! |
POEM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I love this magazine
I hope you do to! |
